The Fave 5: Flick Don’t Eat

Posted by on in

am-show-fave-5

****WARNING! THIS LIST IS NSFW AND MIGHT CAUSE YOU TO GET……IT!****

5. Derrius Guice

Nobody runs with more anger in the college game that Guice. He has a chip on his shoulder as big as Leonard Fournette and in the Citrus Bowl he took it out on the Louisville kicker with a PI-YOW!

4. Booger Flickin’

Boogers are gross. I would wager they are the most foul of all the stuff that comes from our bodies. I hate em and that is why when I catch one I instantly flick it. Some people feel the need to keep them. Why I do not know. But these people will save them, stash them under a desk, and even eat their boogers. Steve Sarkisian is one of these people as millions witnessed live on TV during the Peach Bowl. Steve Sarkisian, German National Soccer coach Joachim Low, Derrick Nesbitt from my 1st grade class; these are the weird kids who never learned that boogers are meant for flickin’, not eatin’!

3. Bryan Adams

The NHL had another outdoor game on new year’s day. It took place in Toronto. The game was good too, 5-4 Leafs win in OT over Detroit with rookie sensation Auston Matthews scoring the game winner. Nobody will care or remember that though, because as great as it was, it was not as great as Bryan Adams getting the entire crowd to do his job for him and sing “Summer of 69” during his intermission performance. Mariah Carey should take note.

2. Firing People

The axes are swinging in the NFL as all the losers of the league try something different in order to keep up. I actually agreed with Bill Belicheat when he said he does not think firing coaches left and right is the smart way to run a franchise. The Steelers have had 3 coaches since 1969 and they have the most Super Bowls. In a copy cat league, isn’t that the blueprint you want to follow? When will these owners learn to take note from the Rooneys and stay the course?

1. Wild Card Weekend

It is simply the best two days of football on the entire calendar year. Never doubt the Wild Card!