The Fave 5: For All the Humanoids

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5. Fight On

USC remain undefeated all-time* against the Texas Longhorns after a thrilling overtime victory in front of 93,000 plus Matthew McConaughey. USC’s comeback win was impressive but this was still a mediocre opponent. Sam Darnold is the truth, but the reality of it is that Southern Cal is not ready, just like Snoop Dogg said after last year’s Alabama loss.

4. Impatience

The best part about a devastating loss for the LSU Tigers, besides talking to angry and befuddled Tiger fans, is cruising the message boards to laugh at the keyboard warriors; puffing their chests and putting their virtual foot down on the issues keeping the team from a championship. As usual, ridiculously impatient Tiger fans came out to the internet tailgate after the game creating threads on buying out Ed Orgeron’s contract and how Matt Canada is out of hand or how Matt Canada needs to be let loose. Impatient fans make college football the best and worst thing at the same time and it’s absolutely precious.

3. Complacency

As Saints fans can only shake their heads at a fourth straight September looking like it will be full of L’s, the owner of the team doesn’t seem to have a worry or maybe even a clue that his team is experience the football equivalent of Groundhog Day. Is Tom Benson even capable of realizing he is experiencing déjà vu?

2. True Boxing

Canelo vs. GGG was supposed to be a boxing at it’s best and a “true fight,” unlike the spectacle that was the “Money Fight.” While boxing lovers were given a pretty great 12 rounds that eventually was called a draw, we also got to see just why boxing has become a niche sport that rarely gets a spotlight. Judge Adalaide Byrd called a fight that was clearly either GGG by a hair or a draw in favor of Canelo Alvarez by a margin of 10 rounds to 2! Boxing wanted it’s true self on display in the GGG vs. Canelo fight and it got just that; warts and all.

1. Bobby the Brain Heenan

The greatest manager in the history of Professional Wrestling, period. He was Indiana’s most famous Bobby and he was the classiest looking guy in the world. The Brain will be dearly missed.