| WEEK |
BEST IN THE WORLD |
JABRONI OF THE WEEK |
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| JAN. 12 |
HIT THE SEAN PAYTON BY SHAMARR ALLEN |
CAROLINA PANTHERS – LOST 3 TIMES IN 1 YEAR TO SAINTS |
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| JAN. 19 |
THOMAS MORSTEAD – INSPIRED VIKINGS FANS TO DONATE TO CHARITY |
SEAN PAYTON – TAUNTED VIKINGS FANS BEFORE THE END OF THE GAME |
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| JAN . 26 |
VINCE MCMAHON – FOR GIVING THE WORLD RAW 25, THE ROYAL RUMBLE, AND THE XFL THIS WEEK |
THE NBA – FOR NOT TELEVISING THE FIRST EVER ALL STAR GAME DRAFT |
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| FEB. 2 |
PELICANS FRONT OFFICE – FOR NOT GIVING UP AND GOING AFTER PLAYERS TO REPLACE BOOGIE |
JEOPARDY NERDS – FOR NOT PREPPING FOR FOOTBALL QUESTIONS DURING SUPER BOWL WEEK |
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| FEB. 9 |
DOUG PEDERSON – WENT FOR IT ON 4TH AND DOWN! |
SMOOTHIE KING CENTER ROOF – FOR LEAKING & RUINING A PELS GAME |
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| FEB. 16 |
RYAN BADER – DISTRACTING ARIZONA BASKETBALL WITH PIKACHUS |
YANKEE YANKERS – TRYING TO CONVINCE THE PUBLIC THE ASTROS ARE NOT THE TEAM TO BEAT IN 2018 |
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| FEB. 23 |
JEFF JARRETT – RETWEETED CLINT’S STRUT |
LEON O’NEAL, JR. – CALLING OUT LSU BEFORE HE EVER PLAYS AN SEC DOWN |
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| MAR. 2 |
ANTHONY DAVIS – PUTS THE PELS ON HIS BACK FOR 7 GAME WIN STREAK |
ESPN – STARTING A WAR WITH SEAN MILLER AND ARIZONA |
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| MAR. 9 |
JONATHAN WINDHAM – WALKS OFF LSU FOR THE CAJUNS |
NFL COMBINE INTERVIEWERS – ASKING INAPPROPRIATE QUESTIONS TO DERRIUS GUICE |
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| MAR. 16 |
LOUISIANA BASKETBALL WARS – LSU VS. UL FOREVER! |
ARIZONA BASKETBALL – LOST TO BUFFALO IN THE 1ST ROUND |
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| MAR. 23 |
DANIEL BRYAN – FIGHT FOR YOUR DREAMS AND THEY’LL FIGHT FOR YOU |
MARVEL – CALLING AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR THE MOST AMBITIOUS CROSSOVER EVENT EVER |
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| MAR. 30 |
ACCOUNTANTS – DOING OUR TAXES AND WINNING HOCKEY GAMES |
MIKE GOLIC – ASKED RONDA ROUSEY IF SHE CAN TIME TRAVEL |
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| APRIL 6 |
WRESTLEMANIA IN NOLA – BEST CITY FOR THE BEST EVENT ON EARTH |
CONOR MCGREGOR – HOOLIGANISM AT UFC 223 MEDIA DAY |
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| APRIL 13 |
MANIACS IN HOCKEY MASKS |
CAMP COUNSELORS HAVING SEX WHILE CAMPERS ARE SWIMMING |
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| APRIL 20 |
PEOPLE WHO DO IT BIGGER |
THE PHILADELPHIA FLYERS |
|
| APRIL 27 |
THE NEW NFL DRAFT – BIGGER & BETTER |
ROGER GOODELL – BOOED BY COWBOYS FANS EVEN WITH AIKMAN & STAUBACH AT HIS SIDE |
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| MAY 4 |
TITUS O’NEIL – THE GREATEST ROYAL RUMBLE MOMENT |
CANELO ALVAREZ – RUINED CINCO DE MAYO |
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| MAY 11 |
BLAKE BORTLES – SERVING VIGILANTE JUSTICE |
MARK INGRAM – SUSPENDED FOR PEDS |
|
| MAY 18 |
THE SUPREME COURT FOR LEGALIZING SPORTS GAMBLING |
STALKER LADY WHO TEXTED A GUY 65,000 TIMES AND HER LOVE MATH |
|
| MAY 25 |
TODD PETERSON FOR LYING TO PAUL MAINIERI SO HE’D GET AN AT BAT |
WHOMEVER IS SHUTTING DOWN SEC COUNTRY |
|
| JUNE 1 |
LEBRON JAMES FOR DEALING WITH HIS TEAMMATES |
JR SMITH FOR FORGETTING THE SCORE WITH 4 SECONDS LEFT IN GAME 1 |
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| JUNE 8 |
CM PUNK FOR WINNING A BIG COURT CASE AND FIGHTING FOR UFC IN CHICAGO |
TERRELL OWENS FOR DECLINING TO ATTEND HIS HALL OF FAME ENSHRINEMENT |
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| JUNE 15 |
EVAN GATTIS HAS BACK TO BACK 5-RBI GAMES |
USMNT FOR GIVING US NOTHING TO ROOT FOR IN THE WORLD CUP |
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| JUNE 22 |
“QUEREMOS BAMA” |
MESSI FOR NO GOALS IN THE WORLD CUP |
|
| JULY 13 |
DANIEL CORMIER BECOMES THE CHAMP-CHAMP |
PAPA JOHN SAYS AWFUL THINGS |
|
| JULY 20 |
AT THE END OF THE DAY DEVIN WHITE WINS SEC MEDIA DAYS |
THE DOOFUS REPORTER WHO THOUGHT JACOB EASON STILL PLAYED FOR UGA |
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| JULY 27 |
VINCE WILLIAMS ENTERS STEELERS TRAINING CAMP AS STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN |
THE ASTROS FAN WHO INTERFERED WITH A BREGMAN TRIPLE COST HOUSTON A GAME |
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| AUGUST 3 |
KANE IS THE MAYOR OF KNOX COUNTY |
JANE SLATER THINKS TRE’QUAN SMITH IS A RUNNING BACK |
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| AUGUST 10 |
KELVIN BENJAMIN FOR TRASHING CAM NEWTON AND THEN COLD SHOULDERING HIM |
OHIO STATE FANS PICKETING IN SUPPORT OF URBAN MEYER |
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| AUGUST 24 |
ROMAN REIGNS BEATS BROCK LESNAR AT SUMMERSLAM |
OHIO STATE SUSPENDS URBAN MEYER 3 GAMES AND HOLDS A BIZARRE PRESS CONFERENCE |
|
| AUGUST 31 |
TEDDY BRIDGEWATER JOINS THE SAINTS |
GREGG WILLIAMS FOR CALLING HIS PLAYERS STUPID WHEN THEY GET INJURED |
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| SEPTEMBER 7 |
JALEN RAMSEY THINKS HE CAN BE AN NHL ALL STAR |
LE’VEON BELL STILL HOLDING OUT |
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| SEPTEMBER 14 |
JOE BURROW DON’T SLIDE |
ALL THE NEW NFL HEAD COACHES GOING 0-7 IN WEEK 1 |
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| SEPTEMBER 21 |
BAKER MAYFIELD GETS CLEVELAND THEIR FIRST WIN IN FOREVER |
THE JETS FOR LOSING TO THE BROWNS |
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| SEPTEMBER 28 |
ASTROS CLINCH AL WEST & READ BIBLE AFTER |
VA TECH PRETENDS THEY DIDN’T LOSE TO ODU |
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| OCTOBER 5 |
CONOR MCGREGOR’S UFC RETURN |
JAMES FRANKLIN 4TH AND 5 CALL VS. OHIO STATE |
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| OCTOBER 12 |
DREW BREES BECOMES THE ALL TIME PASSING LEADER |
KHABIB RUINS HIS BIGGEST WIN |
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| OCTOBER 19 |
SMACKDOWN 1000 |
MLB REPLAY SCREWS OVER THE ASTROS |
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| OCTOBER 26 |
YOU GOTTA RESPECT CROSBY! |
THE RULES OF FOOTBALL |
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