*****WARNING: THE FOLLOWING IS ONLY RUMOR AND INNUENDO AND IN NO WAY IS THE TRUTH…..UNLESS IT IS!*****
I have no explanation for the epic collapse that is the life and career of the greatest golfer ever Tiger Woods. That is unless you believe in witchery. In that case, his fall from grace after getting caught with his zipper down by his ex-wife, Swedish supermodel Ellin Nordegren makes perfect sense.
After extensive research on Wikipedia and after watching the film Hocus Pocus, I have come to the conclusion that Tiger is the victim of a brutal curse courtesy of his Swedish-ex who may or may not be a decedent of the vaunted Mora Witches of the 1600s.
If you have a better explanation for how a guy goes from being an unstoppable force to looking like James Brown in his final years then I would love to hear it!
