The Binford Tools Power 5 Prediction Generator

I discovered this little gizmo in the back room of doom here in the studio and it is like a magic 8-ball of sorts confirming or denying your Power 5 conference predictions. Is it magic or just good old fashioned American craftsmanship? Either way, this little machine is digging my picks!

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Pac 12 – Southern Cal

Will learn a valuable lesson from an Alabama butt whooping Week 1 and go on to win the conference with a 8-4 record. Remember the name Juju Smith- Schuster.

ACC – Clemson

They have DeShaun Watson and Florida State does not. Enough said.

Big 12 – Oklahoma

It is just too hard to trust any other school in this bogus conference to play defense and win on the road. In a conference full of offense, OU has the best QB, the best 2 RBs, and Good Ol’ JR.

Big 10 – Michigan State

They get Michigan and Ohio State at home. Iowa and Wisconsin scare nobody. Sparty D will be more than enough to handle the loss of Connor Cook.

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SEC – LSU

Because hate.

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