The Fave 5: Dressed to Kill

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5. Citrus

LSU will be headed to the home of Wrestlemania 33 to play Louisville in the Citrus Bowl. Styles make fights and the styles clash in this game is far and away the most enticing this bowl season. My favorite citrus is grapefruit.

4. Otha Peters

He has been the most exciting Cajun to watch this season. The leadership and play making ability he has displayed certainly deserves a look see from NFL scouts. The Ragin’ Cajuns do not turn this season around without Otha Peters. The Cajun defense is for real and in a bowl game now because the bad man in the middle of the defense

3. Disobeying Dress Codes

Cam Newton was benched for a series by Ron Rivera for disobeying dress code. Cam apologized afterward but he doesn’t have to. When they start telling you how to dress, that leads to them telling you how to act, and then how to think. I didn’t get into radio to play dress up and I for damn sure know Cam Newton didn’t pick up a football to wear a tie. Punish guys for getting DUI’s and beating women and don’t worry about what they are wearing.

2. Antonio Brown & Odell Beckham’s Friendship

The two flashiest players in the league were chilling together the night before they competed against each other and the geezers and stupid idiots got all upset. They play football. They aren’t actual soldiers. Plus they are not even in the same conference! I love how much Brown and Beckham love each other’s antics. They amuse me and each other. I just hope they know that they will never be the best best friends in the world. That distinction belongs to the WWE Universal Champion Kevin Owens and Chris Jericho.

1. Phil Simms

Someone has to recognize that 2016 is a banner year for color commentary in the NFL! We continue to get excellent analysis from the former Super Bowl MVP! This week Aaron Rodgers fumbled a snap and I’ll give you one guess onย how Simms explained what went wrong.