Yo dude! Here’s the totally gnarly-rad super awesomeness that you need to be totally stoked for this weekend!
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The only thing people want more than Turbo Man dolls this holiday season is more football and this weekend we are getting what we want baby! The #FunBelt Fever is about to spread like wildfire as three of the conference’s finest take the stage Saturday when college bowl game action kicks off! Appalachian State takes on Ohio! Georgia State makes it’s first bowl appearance ever as they take on San Jose State! Arkansas State invades the Superdome to get down with Louisiana Tech! Expect a lotta major programs to get significant de-commitments from top recruits after these youngsters catch #FunBelt Fever this weekend!
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He who sees Star Wars: The Force Awakens the most times this weekend gets the most chicks.
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LSU vs. Oral Roberts. Another opportunity for you to watch Ben Simmons as a Tiger. Enjoy it while it lasts! I cannot stress this enough!
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